The Age of Miracles

“We didn’t notice right away.  We couldn’t feel it. We did not sense at first the extra time, bulging from the smooth edge of each day like a tumor blooming beneath skin.”

Imagine turning on the news one morning and learning that the earth’s rotation is slowing; that today will be 56 minutes longer than yesterday.  This is the premise of Karen Thompson Walker’s debut novel, The Age of Miracles.

“What had been familiar once became less and less so.  How extraordinary it would seem to us eventually that our sun once set as predictably as clockwork.  And how miraculous it would soon seem that I was once a happier girl, less lonely and less shy.  But I guess every bygone era takes on a shade of myth.  With a little persuasion, any familiar thing can turn abnormal in the mind.”

The story is told from the perspective of Julia, a middle school student coming of age in suburban California.  As the days grow progressively longer, the trials of junior high play out against the trauma of a dramatically changing planet.

“One soccer practice was canceled when a million ladybugs descended on the field at once.  Even beauty, in abundance, turns creepy.”

As the earth slows, plant and animal life is disrupted.  Birds struggle to fly, whales beach themselves in mass, insects thrive, grass dies, and coastal homes are abandoned in the face of rising tides.  Fears about the world’s food supply prompt hording and the construction of backyard greenhouses.

“As obvious as the implications would be later, the effects of the plan were not immediately clear to me.  What would become apparent soon enough was this: We would fall out of sync with the sun almost immediately.  Light would be unhooked from day, darkness unchained from night. And not everyone would go along with the plan.”

In an effort to control a chaotic situation, the government announces its plan for “clock time.”  Most people begin living by the standard 24-hour clock, making dawn a different experience each new day.  Yet a minority of people known as “real-timers” resist the plan, choosing instead to live longer days, defined by the rising and setting of the sun.  As the two communities quickly diverge, paranoia and suspicions rise.

“It was as if the slowing had slowed our judgment too, letting loose our inhibitions.  But I’ve always felt that it should have produced the opposite effect.  This much is certainly true: After the slowing, every action required a little more force than it used to.  The physics had changed.  Take, for example, the slightly increased drag of a hand on a knife or a finger on a trigger.  From then on, we all had a little more time to decide what not to do.  And who knows how fast a second-guess can travel?  Who has ever measured the exact speed of regret?  But the new gravity was not enough to overcome the pull of certain forces, more powerful, less known – no law of physics can account for desire.”

As the days lengthen, first to forty, eventually to sixty hours, physical and psychological effects of the slowing begin to manifest.  “Slowing syndrome” is rampant, causing debilitating dizziness and lethargy.  Julia’s mother struggles with the mysterious illness.  The behavior of loved ones becomes erratic: Julia learns that her father is keeping secrets, her grandfather disappears, her best friend turns cold.

“For reasons we’ve never fully understood, the slowing – or its effects – altered the brain chemistry of certain people, disturbing most notably the fragile balance between impulse and control.”

I subscribe strongly to the practice of not finishing books that I do not find interesting, so as a result, most of the books I read are ones that I enjoy.  What stood out for me about The Age of Miracles, besides its intriguing plot, were many of Walker’s phrasing choices.  It’s rare that I read a book and am able to recall specific lines from it days after having finished the story.  Accessible science fiction, told with the immediacy of first person narrative, The Age of Miracles should appeal to a wide range of readers.  Appropriate for teens and adults, and a possible selection for book clubs.

The End

So far, 2012 has gone off without a hitch. No zombies, no rapture, the poles have not reversed, and the sun has not exploded. But there is still time for these things to occur, so get your disaster kits ready because it is going to be a long and scary apocalypse, especially if the zombie thing happens.

For my money, the best investment you can make is to go to the library and find the various books that we have on our shelves about survival and apocalypse, then read them and maybe even practice some of the lessons that are contained in these helpful books. Obviously the library is the best resource for all your 2012 apocalypse needs. If  you are looking through those books and said apocalypse occurs you can always use the books for fire or a hammer or something like that. (Don’t really do that, those books need to be returned to the library in the condition they left, even if zombies are the only ones working at the library upon return.)

Moreover, the government is selling off its unused cold war missile silos for very reasonable prices. It seems to me that an abandoned missile silo would be a great place to ride out any kind of apocalypse that may occur. Some of them may be fixer uppers, but what else are you going to do in this late stage of the game? December 21st is approaching faster than you think.

If you can’t afford a missile silo it is best to learn some survival skills that can get you through the end of the world or just in case you are lost in the woods. Here are some excellent survival books for those just right occasions. Click here now.

With all this doom and gloom upon us, it is also good to know that we have experienced and survived these things before. Who can forget Y2K? That was a close one. Thankfully all those computer geeks fixed that bug before everything shut down and caused mass hysteria. Here is an awesome list of past end times that we as people survived.

Lets not forget all the disaster, end of the world movies, that we all enjoy. Wikipedia has a great list of such films (just click on that link in the previous sentence to see it). I am sure we have many of them here at the library, so you can see what is going to happen and prepare accordingly.

Whichever way the world decides to end (zombies), it is always good to be prepared. There is no better place to get yourself prepared than your local library. (Except for maybe Fin, Feather and Fur Outfitters; have you ever been to that place? It is unbelievable; it is like a super amped up Pro Bass Shop.) I guess I’ll see you later, unless we are all dead, in which case I might just eat your brains.